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Arse nut

A bollock up an arse.
A dick that went to far.
Hey arse nut!! Slow down!! You're gonna drive through someone's wall!! CRASHHHH
by ti.sh August 23, 2021
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Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.
"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003
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Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.
Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.
by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020
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