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Arse licking lizzy 

If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.
"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"

''yeah man''

"she now has poo on her nose"

"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
Arse licking lizzy by psdoffe November 17, 2011

licking a badger's arse 

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking
After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026