He is a real weird dude. He is short. Every night at this certain time he always gets in sad nigga hours. All the girls that he talks to say they remind them of their lil brother. He ruined the human race one time because he had a one night stand and created a demon child. He runs really fast though. I guess you could say he is a cool dude. No homo or hetero though.
by Bixch December 3, 2018
Armando is where you get all your Ramen from. He eats Ramen like he eats his booty. If you touch Armandos ramen then... you dead.
by Judgejudy December 3, 2018
BIG player, Usually Mexican. Tells girls that he "loves them" But really he's just trying to get with them. Once he has sex with you he WILL leave you not long after you 'do it'. He leaves all his girlfriends heartbroken. And he most likely wont even care about your feelings. No matter what DON'T trust anything he says.
Brandon " Hey Armando, aren't you with Brittney?"
Armando " Uhhhm, Who's Brittney?"
Brandon " The girl you took to your house yesterday.."
Armando " what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know her!!"
Armando " Uhhhm, Who's Brittney?"
Brandon " The girl you took to your house yesterday.."
Armando " what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know her!!"
by CanyonCountryGiiiirl September 4, 2009
Weird ass mother fucker thats built like the cinnamon from apple jacks and looks like a mf broccoli.
by sodjwodo November 22, 2021
noun
1. one who writes stream-of-consciousness essays.
2. a seemingly obtuse and emotionally inarticulate boy too afraid to be who he is and go after what he wants that he just stands by silently; a wallflower.
1. one who writes stream-of-consciousness essays.
2. a seemingly obtuse and emotionally inarticulate boy too afraid to be who he is and go after what he wants that he just stands by silently; a wallflower.
1.
j: 'what is this essay?! sounds like someone was just writing exactly what came into their head!"
t: 'oh, its armando'
j: 'ahh.'
2.
may: 'why won't he return my calls? i want to explain!'
june: 'forget him, he's just being an armando. there are plenty more fish in the sea!'
j: 'what is this essay?! sounds like someone was just writing exactly what came into their head!"
t: 'oh, its armando'
j: 'ahh.'
2.
may: 'why won't he return my calls? i want to explain!'
june: 'forget him, he's just being an armando. there are plenty more fish in the sea!'
by godSHIT August 13, 2011
He is such an Armando.
by Jevin431 July 6, 2017
A loving, emotional, and sensitive person. Very passionate about the people he loves and will do anything for them. A loyal and committed man and is very hard to make him angry so be careful if you do. Versatile on the way he dresses and the music he listens to, loves art and very particular on the people he surrounds himself around. If you have or talk to an armando keep them close because they won’t always be there forever. Covers how’s he feeling with fake emotions and you’ll never know how he’s truly feeling. Stubborn, smart, and hilarious person. People judge him based on what others say instead of getting to know him.
by Airmike335 August 8, 2018