HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS BLACK GAY AND A FURRY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!
im talking to Ark from discord and im gonna vomit i think
by an epic hot sexy monkey July 14, 2022
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1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
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In reference to "The Joker"; when a person has become a menace to society (general tomfooleries, "jokes" that are far beyond the acceptable standard, crime, dastardly behavior )
person 1: "Man, did you hear what Josiah said in the car? That was downright dastardly!"
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."
by PeepeeGod6969 August 30, 2021
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a friedn that will never betray u11! Right ark? right. Ark tell me now. TELL ME ARK TELL ME!
hi ark
by aaaamong us in real life November 12, 2021
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My friend who will never betray me!11! Right ark. You would never right.
hello ark how u doing
by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021
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A laggy game where you can tame dinos and build structures for hours and when you log off some fricken person comes and destroys it all in 20 seconds with a Rex, bronto or giga and steals all your stuff unless you play on a single player world( I still like this game )
somebody raided my base in Ark and killed everything
by DODO GOD March 29, 2021
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