are you serious 

similar to 'r u sure'

jeff: lisa goosed warren last night
Hardy: are you serious

are you serious by Big John Stud April 11, 2005

Are you serious? 

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question

Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?

Are you serious? by Randoni April 6, 2009

Are you serious? 

The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.

Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.

Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?

Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!

Are you serious? by grammarcopkyle August 28, 2010

Are you serious? 

Used to describe frustration or disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?

Are you serious? by frabrizio March 7, 2017

Are you serious!?

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"

Are you serious!? by John O' Driscoll June 27, 2007

Are you serious? 

Used to express frustration and disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Are you serious?

Are you serious? by frabrizio March 7, 2017

Are you serious? 

Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission

Me: shoots Bebe

Game: are you serious? *Kicks you out if the mission*

Are you serious? by Sebby294 May 31, 2021