Applitis

When you believe all of the charger hacks everyone has.

If you put your charger in an asshole and plug it into your phone, you now have Applitis

by LmaoYeet January 26, 2019

Applitis

n. Disease which causes a devout following of Apple Inc.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: the seeking of the latest and greatest products produced by Apple, a constant desire to bash everything non-Apple, a yearning to promote life with Apple, an insatiable hunger for apples.

Cure: rationality

Brian has caught a case of applitis, he's a goner.

by yaboi222 March 30, 2011