Applitis

When you believe all of the charger hacks everyone has.

If you put your charger in an asshole and plug it into your phone, you now have Applitis

by LmaoYeet January 25, 2019

Applitis

n. Disease which causes a devout following of Apple Inc.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: the seeking of the latest and greatest products produced by Apple, a constant desire to bash everything non-Apple, a yearning to promote life with Apple, an insatiable hunger for apples.

Cure: rationality

Brian has caught a case of applitis, he's a goner.

by yaboi222 April 16, 2011

appletism

when autism and apple collide.... mostly the case with blonde girls...

person 1: dude.. he has an apple phone
person 2: and autism
person 3: such an appletism man!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

appletiser

Apple

Appletiser: Appletiser

by Shirokasai June 9, 2024