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Applitis
n. Disease which causes a devout following of Apple Inc.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: the seeking of the latest and greatest products produced by Apple, a constant desire to bash everything non-Apple, a yearning to promote life with Apple, an insatiable hunger for apples.
Cure: rationality
Symptoms include but are not limited to: the seeking of the latest and greatest products produced by Apple, a constant desire to bash everything non-Apple, a yearning to promote life with Apple, an insatiable hunger for apples.
Cure: rationality
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026