Applitis

n. Disease which causes a devout following of Apple Inc.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: the seeking of the latest and greatest products produced by Apple, a constant desire to bash everything non-Apple, a yearning to promote life with Apple, an insatiable hunger for apples.

Cure: rationality

Brian has caught a case of applitis, he's a goner.

by yaboi222 March 30, 2011