Apple Dumpling

An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.

Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"

Apple Dumpling by BathroomPubicBandit May 15, 2016

Apple Dumpling

a tall blonde girl with blonde hair

I wuv my wittle apple dumpling!

Apple Dumpling by osmosis.red March 1, 2010

apple dumpling gang 

A group of transvestites who also have a poop fetish.

The Apple Dumpling Gang came a calling last night again, but I had shat myself dry after a bender at Taco Bell and so could not help the. I feel real bad about that.

apple dumpling gang by FatdogTavern May 15, 2016

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling 

Applesauce is placed on a hamburger bun. The bun and applesauce are microwaved for thirty seconds.

Baking takes too long, so I'll just make a niggarigg apple dumpling.

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling by Phatpeni5 October 17, 2012

apple dumplin' shop

A woman’s bosom.

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.

apple dumplin' shop by Link BR July 15, 2018