A bastard virus that disguises itself as antivirus and infects your computer with phony warnings that you are being invaded.
Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.
Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
by Seamoan November 9, 2008
Malwarebytes: Your FREE TRIAL is over!
user.txt: "thank god"
Norton: Uh oh! ur subscribtion ended!!!!
user: "yeah ik-"
Norton: You and your family are not safe. And the reason was N o r t o n.
user.exe: "dude shut"
Norton: *spams notifications 5 times every minute*
user.me: *Uninstall*
Norton: "Are you SUREEEE"
user.obj: "yes"
Norton: 192.168.1.1
user.torrent: "God-"
New antivirus, Please!
user.txt: "thank god"
Norton: Uh oh! ur subscribtion ended!!!!
user: "yeah ik-"
Norton: You and your family are not safe. And the reason was N o r t o n.
user.exe: "dude shut"
Norton: *spams notifications 5 times every minute*
user.me: *Uninstall*
Norton: "Are you SUREEEE"
user.obj: "yes"
Norton: 192.168.1.1
user.torrent: "God-"
New antivirus, Please!
by Kyermike April 29, 2023
Also called Placebo Antimalware.
An antivirus program that "detects" fake malware to make it seem like it works.
Origin: A placebo is something that you are told works and seems to be working but actually doesn't do anything.
An antivirus program that "detects" fake malware to make it seem like it works.
Origin: A placebo is something that you are told works and seems to be working but actually doesn't do anything.
Most, if not all, antivirus programs were placebo antivirus programs until there was a surge in viruses made by people who decompiled their code.
by Shugunou October 3, 2023