A bastard virus that disguises itself as antivirus and infects your computer with phony warnings that you are being invaded.

Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.

Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
by Seamoan November 9, 2008
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