by annerz December 27, 2005
Anny
1. (noun) An Armenian term for "chunky secretarial slut" with a bad dye job, sagging floppy breasts, and a desperate need for attention." The term was first coined by an anonymous co-worker of the very first, and most famous "Anny" who, as what little of her natural appeal began to fade, began to wear revealing tops and industrial-strength bras to elevate her pendulously large, but floppy, like pudding in a sweat-sock breasts, in foolish hopes that she might bamboozle an attorney into a relationship. She fails to this very day (see also: Cougar In A Yellow Corvette)
2. (verb) To make anxious, clumsy, sexual advances, via overtly sexual flirtation, exchange of favorite pornographic films, intimate tattoo viewings, or outright offer for toothy oral sex behind closed doors to anyone lonely enough to take the bait
1. (noun) An Armenian term for "chunky secretarial slut" with a bad dye job, sagging floppy breasts, and a desperate need for attention." The term was first coined by an anonymous co-worker of the very first, and most famous "Anny" who, as what little of her natural appeal began to fade, began to wear revealing tops and industrial-strength bras to elevate her pendulously large, but floppy, like pudding in a sweat-sock breasts, in foolish hopes that she might bamboozle an attorney into a relationship. She fails to this very day (see also: Cougar In A Yellow Corvette)
2. (verb) To make anxious, clumsy, sexual advances, via overtly sexual flirtation, exchange of favorite pornographic films, intimate tattoo viewings, or outright offer for toothy oral sex behind closed doors to anyone lonely enough to take the bait
1. "Dude, she asked me if I wanted to exchange my favorite porno for her favorite for a week!
"Sweet! So...did you?"
"I did, but when I opened hers, it was fuckin' dude-on-dude GAY PORN!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!? That is one sick, fat, cock-loving lonely ANNY!"
"Word..."
2. "That new secretary came into my office and asked if I wanted to see her lower-back tattoo, and after I said I liked it, she dropped to her knees and straight sucked my cock!
"WHAT?!? LUCKY!!!"
"Not quite...her snaggle teeth practically circumsized me!...it was like sticking my dick in a pencil sharpener!!!"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCKIN' ANNY'D DUDE!"
"Sweet! So...did you?"
"I did, but when I opened hers, it was fuckin' dude-on-dude GAY PORN!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!? That is one sick, fat, cock-loving lonely ANNY!"
"Word..."
2. "That new secretary came into my office and asked if I wanted to see her lower-back tattoo, and after I said I liked it, she dropped to her knees and straight sucked my cock!
"WHAT?!? LUCKY!!!"
"Not quite...her snaggle teeth practically circumsized me!...it was like sticking my dick in a pencil sharpener!!!"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCKIN' ANNY'D DUDE!"
by Sandrashishian September 19, 2013
A term that some women use to warn unhinged misogynist men that they will practice their Second Amendment rights if they don't back off. This is usually said towards men if the woman is being harassed or an attempted assault. The word " Annie" Refers to the American Sharpshooter Annie Oakley.
by dogymodg August 18, 2023
She is small, but a tough cookie. No one can take her down and almost no one will dare to try. She is smart and kind. She will do amazing things for people and will no doubt change the world. If Anni is your best friend, latch on tight to her and never let go. Anni is the smartest, strongest, and best person you will ever meet.
Teacher: Writes on board,"16a/7 +4 -88 x 52. Solve for a"
Everyone: ummmmm... what?
Anni: Raises hand, "Call on me! Call on me!"
Everyone: ummmmm... what?
Anni: Raises hand, "Call on me! Call on me!"
by ggplatinum December 5, 2020
Anni is an extreme girl she's beautiful in every possible way. Even when she's mad you'll see that she's cute. She likes video games (a pretty noob, but it's ok ) she's always lazy in other words a lazybutt . she loves manga and interested in languages! she has some kinky fetish.. some say she wants to be a mistress! she's one of kind :3 a queen. you don't want to pick a fight with her! she'll talk shit about you to every one :D but dw she's too sweet and lovely
by NashNoosh January 16, 2019
Oral sex performed by a young girl on a senior citizen. Performed for "sucking up" or "brownnosing".
by P.C. April 17, 2004