Ann Coulter is my mother, who ruined my life simply by giving birth to me. Because of her genetics, I look exactly like her. I cannot leave the house without a paper bag over my head, because the mere sight of my hideousness causes even the most sensible of people to instinctively throw rocks at me or run away in terror. Children burst into tears when they see me.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.
I was not married by the time I was fifteen, as I'm so repugnant, which caused my father to send me off to a convent. I was routinely rebuked for singing and being late to dinner. Then I died.
"Billy, you really shouldn't come play at my house. My mother has a habit of raping 12 year old boys."
by Naijeta March 28, 2005
Correctly spelled "Ann Coulter" (though this name has been locked by the UD webmaster). She's a hilarious political pundit that apparently offends people. I don't see why, because she's hilarious and entertaining in a "mental patient" kind of way.
Whenever Coulter is on your TV, rest assured that you're in for a good laugh when she tries to "discuss" something.
I can't see how people can take her seriously, since she's more of a self-parody of a Republican pundit than an actual commentator. Even a high school debate club member could debunk her. Flameing her only gives her credibility.
NOTE: Anyone who actually defends (Ann)Anne Coulter is probably trolling.
Whenever Coulter is on your TV, rest assured that you're in for a good laugh when she tries to "discuss" something.
I can't see how people can take her seriously, since she's more of a self-parody of a Republican pundit than an actual commentator. Even a high school debate club member could debunk her. Flameing her only gives her credibility.
NOTE: Anyone who actually defends (Ann)Anne Coulter is probably trolling.
by Doc Mama March 15, 2005
1. A stupid, anorexic, 24/7 menstruating and self righteous 'journalist' bitch.
2. The bane of all life.
3. The Anti-Christ.
4. Someone who puts little animals into meat grinders, microwaves, and generally tends to torture things smaller than her/himself.
5. A common synonym for the word 'bitch'.
2. The bane of all life.
3. The Anti-Christ.
4. Someone who puts little animals into meat grinders, microwaves, and generally tends to torture things smaller than her/himself.
5. A common synonym for the word 'bitch'.
Example 1
Timmy: "Sally told me that she's gunna light a puppy on fire"
Bobby: "Thats terrible! What an Anne Coulter!"
Example 2
Sam: "My mom told me i can't play WoW anymore because i got an A- on my project! What an Anne Coulter!"
Example 3
Timmy: "Holy Shit! Is that a hideous demon devouring the corpses of virgins while singing the Vietnamese national anthem who shall one day spawn an age of darkness and unlife?"
Timmy's Puppy: "Yes Timmy, thats called an Anne Coulter."
Timmy: "Sally told me that she's gunna light a puppy on fire"
Bobby: "Thats terrible! What an Anne Coulter!"
Example 2
Sam: "My mom told me i can't play WoW anymore because i got an A- on my project! What an Anne Coulter!"
Example 3
Timmy: "Holy Shit! Is that a hideous demon devouring the corpses of virgins while singing the Vietnamese national anthem who shall one day spawn an age of darkness and unlife?"
Timmy's Puppy: "Yes Timmy, thats called an Anne Coulter."
by divinechampion November 11, 2007
Right Wing Pin-Up Girl.
All you need is a pretty face to keep the herd in towing the party line. Facts and social awareness are unneccesary when you have blonde hair and the beef-folk to shepherd (See Vietnam War and Canada).
Self assuredness will often pass as logic, wisdom and most defiantly 'Fact'.
All you need is a pretty face to keep the herd in towing the party line. Facts and social awareness are unneccesary when you have blonde hair and the beef-folk to shepherd (See Vietnam War and Canada).
Self assuredness will often pass as logic, wisdom and most defiantly 'Fact'.
"I don't care what she is saying or who she is obeying, she's one hot mamma. Them Democrats is all funky faced eedyots"
by Stoogie March 14, 2005
Anne Coulter is a neo con jingist preacher with her abilities to rip apart liberal belief system is further from the truth no liberal dares to arge with her because she argues like people argue on the internet forum.
Her political analysistically ability is pathetic really pathetic.
OH yes she is against you if you have another colour another ideas another set of opionions. She hates women too.
Her political analysistically ability is pathetic really pathetic.
OH yes she is against you if you have another colour another ideas another set of opionions. She hates women too.
by conservativethinker March 23, 2005
'Anne coulter is such a dick'
'Ummm its ANN, you're the dick,dick'
'For the last time, MY NAME IS RICHARD'
'Ummm its ANN, you're the dick,dick'
'For the last time, MY NAME IS RICHARD'
by kimmy booth June 11, 2005
OMG Ann Coulter is awesome!
How could anyone not love her?
Attacking her looks is pretty funny coming from a bunch of Demonazis!
A party with ugly bitches like Janet Reno,Hillary Clinton and Diane Feinstein has no room to criticize Ann Coulter's looks!
How could anyone not love her?
Attacking her looks is pretty funny coming from a bunch of Demonazis!
A party with ugly bitches like Janet Reno,Hillary Clinton and Diane Feinstein has no room to criticize Ann Coulter's looks!
by damned idiots April 2, 2005