the greasy, stank,grayish brown crud that collects in the taint area after a day's worth of vigorous activity in the blazing heat. It consists of back sweat, lotion, possibly sunblock and hair products, and of course liquidated fecal matter.
Man I just came from Ozzfest and my nads are swimming in anal gravy.
The result of shooting a load into a chicks ass while she's shitting on your dick. Similar to a dirty sanchez on your cock, or to a shit dick, but with more liquid.
I had to wipe the anal gravy off my dick before I went back to the girlfriend.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.