armpit vagina

Term used by Jennifer Lawrence at the 2014 SAG awards. Sarcastically calling "armpit fat".. armpit vagina. Refers to the thin rolls of skin that bulge into the upper armpit from a too-tight dress

"Great armpit fat -- it's awful," Lawrence said. "Now you can maybe look at my armpit vagina."

by Camilio_ January 20, 2014

Armpit of the World

Slang for the state of New Jersey (ironically dubbed 'the garden state')

I'm taking a train up to the armpit of the world to visit my family.

by meowmix666 August 5, 2008

Armpit of California

Fresno

Fresno is the Armpit of California.

by Paco559 February 23, 2009

armpit sex

A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.


*Be extremely careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

1. Carrie was on the rag so she and Matt had to resort to armpit sex for a few days.

2. "Yo, I got a mad rash from getting pit fucked last night."

by C. Beezy August 12, 2008

Armpit Potatoes

Boobs completely lacking cleavage, that tend to gravitate toward one's armpits even when corralled by a bra.

I'd love to wear that low-cut top, but why bother when you've got no cleavage, just armpit potatoes.

by MsAbigail July 17, 2010

armpit stroker

An armpit stroker is used to define someone who uses there armpit as a vagina.

Hey bro could I borrow your armpit for a second. No way man you're such an armpit stroker.

by Rbomb04 June 17, 2014

armpit toupee

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies

Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.

by K Mart May 5, 2008