North American River Chicken 

A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.

While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".

Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!

911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!

North American River Chicken by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

American Ricer

American-manufactured vehicles with all the 'thrills' of import ricers. Typically featuring a four banger engine and sometimes come included with (or added by the owner) a forced induction system. While these are sometimes accepted as 'better' than import ricers because they have American manufactured badges on them, they still are cheaply made, easily mass-produced vehicles that- like any vehicle- can be made 'faster' with a turbocharger. Often seen with giant unneccissary wings- improperly labeled as a spoiler (as they are front-wheel drive), a fart cannon, and altezza lights.

The most typical american ricers are the Dodge Neon, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Cobalt, and the Ford Focus.

American Ricer by EDOLZ December 19, 2008

American Ricer

owner of cavalier or any other weak american car who like some civic and accord owners couldnt afford real parts for their car so they just bought altezza tail lights and everything else they could find at discount auto parts.

yes they couldve had a v8 but its not like any american car is going to last them through their senior year in high school. all american cars are crap. just give it up

American Ricer by supratt July 5, 2003

American Ricer

a wannabe, an annoyance on the highway, that annoying thing that passed you that sounded like a lawnmower, the thing at the other side of the block that you keep laughing at, the car u saw in the good will parking lot next to the state store, very confused individual.

Wow that guy is trying realy hard to get noticed with his unique custom car that looks just like all the other pathetic American Ricer cars!

American Ricer by slamedsilver August 17, 2003

American Ricer

an idiot for even wanting an import when he could get a late 60's or early 70's muscle car instead.

"poor american ricer. why does he want to appear like one of those japjunk drivers? wow, he could've had a V8."

American Ricer by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 2, 2003

the reverse america

an acrobatics move that involves six different minorities surrounding a white (heterosexual) man all at the same time. They all hold guns and the white man all at the same time without accidentally shooting the other minorities.

A: I was at the circus last night and
B: wait what how are circuses still in business they literally like
A: stfu ok so the acrobats there
B: no stop like are circuses even a thing anymore
A: jesus shutyourfuckingmouth so all the acrobats stood in a circle and this white guy stood in the middle -- and they all

shot him with guns -- no one else got shot by the bullets after they passed through his skull!
B: woah thats poggers dude i think they call that the reverse america

the reverse america by wawakook August 6, 2023