American Hero

A man who willingly spends time with and puts up with a girl
who is high maintenance or has some other personality trait that is otherwise considered undesireable. These men are heros for saving other men from having to interact with these girls.

"Did you meet that crazy girl Lisa at the party this weekend.
Jose is an American hero for staying with her."

American Hero by Jremy2 July 16, 2009

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American Hero

A girl that has slept with each branch of the US armed forces.

Damn Em got with that guy from the Air Force, what an American hero.

American Hero by A okay January 14, 2020

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American Hero

Someone who starts drinking before 5 pm.

"When did you start drinking?"
"Uh... bwuah nuh uh like... *vomit* like uh maybe 3 this afternoon."
"You're a real American Hero."

American Hero by abul moosada May 14, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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