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The highest degree of asshole. Must not be confused with the opposite of asshole. If confused with the opposite of asshole, refer to pink panther ..... (gay) pink ..;)
Alpha males are the most interesting men in the world <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
by TheWomenWithA's April 20, 2020
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A tool that will do anything to be the center of attention and be the dominant male. A phony act insecure people put on.
A perfect example of an alpha male or (toolbag) would be Fonzzy on happy days.
by Miggity Matt April 11, 2008
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A deeply insecure male between the ages of 18 and 27 who believes his physical prowess and/or social status grants him the right to instill fear in other males, sometimes females, by means of intimidation or violence. A highly primitive individual incapable of critical thinking, comparable to a chimpanzee or lesser evolved primate. Often at the behest of an equally as toxic girl/woman, the alpha male will carry out her bidding at a moment’s notice without question or hesitation. It is not until the alpha male faces criminal charges that he realizes the error of his ways, and spends many lonely nights in jail amongst other alpha males.
“Wow, that man uses the word “faggot” frequently and acts like a Neanderthal. He’s a true alpha male.”
by Alan Snackbar March 20, 2020
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A alpha male is the dominate one in the group. Never to be messed with.
Wow Cloud 9 Mendokusaii is such an alpha male I wish I was as cool as him
by Jackzun January 16, 2017
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Alphamale - a man who is powerful or high on the social ladder. The status of the alpha is generally achieved by means of superior physical, mental or athletic prowess.
Kobe Bryant is the alphamale on his team.
by ThomII May 03, 2008
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The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
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One of the 10% of males who engages in 90% of the total fucking.
Pullin' skanks is easy for an Alpha Male such as myself!
by Nasty Nadz May 29, 2006
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