Alonzo

To eat that boy with no restraint or intent of letting up.

That young man giving an ‘Alonzo’, ain’t he?

by SniffAndLeave January 23, 2022

Alonzo

Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that also has a huge dick.

Omg i love this guy he's so cool and Alonzo has a huge dick

by Zo Studios October 11, 2022

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Alonzo

The most handsome, amazing kid ever. He's usually wearing a blue jacket, and is cute and amazing. Loved by all, he will definitely make you laugh.

Yo, what's up Alonzo!

by koolkid1231242342 February 22, 2022

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Alonzo

Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.

Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.

Girl 1: Alonzo is a sexy motha f’er!!

Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.

Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.

by Linz7693 November 24, 2021

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