Allison

Allison is a lesbian she only likes girls she thinks boys are gross she doesn't like people and she owns many animals. She likes to be alone she as been hurt but that okay because she smiles though it

Allison is cool she is strong and doesn't feel broken

by NoodleWork August 12, 2020

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Allison’s are super sweet nice and funny <3

They seem just like a Allison

by User_urban_Anonymous April 17, 2021

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Allison is an amazing girl. She is beautiful in every way, though she may not now it. Every guy wants to date her, and every girl wants to be her. She is cheerleading captain. She is super popular but super humble. If you meet an Allison don’t let her go. She is very picky with who she dates. She rarely falls in love but when she does she falls hard. If you’re lucky enough to date an Allison don’t screw it up. She is funny, sporty, gorgeous af, smart, and kind. She is friends with everyone, but has a closer friend group of 2-4 people. She is best friends with all the boys, but don’t get confused wether or not she likes you or likes likes you. If she does really like you, you’ll be able to tell. Her face will turn red and she will smile at you constantly. Things that she likes in a guy are: kindness, humor, reliability, and a willingness to cuddle. If you do get lucky enough to go on a date with her, know that she isn’t gonna take things to fast. Don’t expect to hit third base all in one night, she’s going to take her time.

Guy 1: Damn...she’s hawt! Who is that?!?!
Guy 2: Bro that’s Allison.
Guy 1: I’d so hit that.
Guy 3: Good luck...there’s no way she’d go out with you!
Guy 1: Watch and learn...
Hey! Listen you’re super hot, would you maybe wanna go out sometime?
Allison: OMG! I’m flattered but no thanks, I already have a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Oh okay, that’s totally fine.
Guy 2: How’d it go?
Guy 1: She rejected me!
Guy 4: Join the club. (points to group of 20+ guys)

by da_facts July 13, 2020

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The most annoying idiot out there

gee dont be an allison

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1.The farthest hair from your elbow. 2.The best listener and understanding person anyone can ask for. 3. The cross between a straw and a wash cloth. 4. Jesse's best frann : D

"ARG! I'm going to have to shave my Allison when I get home tonight. It just keeps growing back!"

by OHsevenATEjesse June 26, 2008

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