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Allison

Allison is an amazing girl. She is beautiful in every way, though she may not now it. Every guy wants to date her, and every girl wants to be her. She is cheerleading captain. She is super popular but super humble. If you meet an Allison don’t let her go. She is very picky with who she dates. She rarely falls in love but when she does she falls hard. If you’re lucky enough to date an Allison don’t screw it up. She is funny, sporty, gorgeous af, smart, and kind. She is friends with everyone, but has a closer friend group of 2-4 people. She is best friends with all the boys, but don’t get confused wether or not she likes you or likes likes you. If she does really like you, you’ll be able to tell. Her face will turn red and she will smile at you constantly. Things that she likes in a guy are: kindness, humor, reliability, and a willingness to cuddle. If you do get lucky enough to go on a date with her, know that she isn’t gonna take things to fast. Don’t expect to hit third base all in one night, she’s going to take her time.

Guy 1: Damn...she’s hawt! Who is that?!?!
Guy 2: Bro that’s Allison.
Guy 1: I’d so hit that.
Guy 3: Good luck...there’s no way she’d go out with you!
Guy 1: Watch and learn...
Hey! Listen you’re super hot, would you maybe wanna go out sometime?
Allison: OMG! I’m flattered but no thanks, I already have a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Oh okay, that’s totally fine.
Guy 2: How’d it go?
Guy 1: She rejected me!
Guy 4: Join the club. (points to group of 20+ guys)

by da_facts July 13, 2020