alejandro

a cool guy you will like and want to date and also his dick is huge he funny smart and and cool he will be the best friend and boyfriend you will never have in you life

alejandro is hot

by @meme_invasion October 29, 2018

alejandro

a nigga with the fattest ass and the longest dick. nigga dick is so big it'll rip your anus.

girl : damn who that thicc ass nigga with a fat cock

girl2: that alejandro his ass so godamn fat

by thatniggaalejandro May 23, 2018

alejandro

a person who engages in compulsive humping activities, no matter where

Looks at this guy! he is such an alejandro, he is humping that bitch in the library

by Sandy69 May 4, 2008

alejandro

lady gaga's penis

lady gaga will p-p-p-poke your face with her alejandro

by Spicy Meatball July 7, 2010

alejandro

He will leave you on seen or be rly dry if u say a joke about him. He also takes hours to respond. If ur in a relationship, he'll call u bro which is cool i guess but sometimes it feels like ur not even dating. He also has a gf to hide the fact that he's gay 😮😮. Overall, i'd give him a 9/10 but thats cause of his looks.

Girl: Has alejandro responde yet?
friend: no its been 4 hours.

by Anniekinz November 22, 2021

alejandro

a celebrity that is usually very unpopular however very attractive. usually has many friends and smokes pot. likes the usually Hollywood whores and will probably die of drug overdose.

did u see that actor he was such a Alejandro!
that druggie looked like Alejandro.

by xXtotaleXtacyxX June 19, 2009

alejandro

a pussy dates alex and yahseen he sucks big d slob

i hate alejandro

by bloody legend goat god April 12, 2019