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A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".
by UrbanMonkeyLA February 04, 2010
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He is a man with great intelligence. A guy millions of people love. Sure, he may be on the computer all the time, but when he meets someone kind, he'll love them. He's a big butt at times, but his closest friends, and family know he's joking. He is a sweet man, that everyone loves.
Man I wish Albert could give me a joe, oh wait, he will!
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Albert is a relaxed,cool,sexy,smoking hot dude that u will fall in love with instantly but don't want to fuck with or just make him pissed or u out. Albert can also be sweet,nice, and loving. It is very easy to fall in love with an Albert.
That Albert over there (👉) is hot and looks relaxed.
by Greatshyshy June 01, 2016
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A musically gifted and talented genius. A consummate perfectionist, especially when it applies to his his craft of music. He is fiercely loyal and protective of the ones he loves, like that of a lion, protecting his lair. He is extremely intelligent and articulate and can use his words like a sword if he needs to do so. An astute observer of life. He knows and sees things that the average person may miss. His mate must be equally yoked with him in his intelligence, spirituality, sensuality and intensity, or for him, life would be mundane. He is a true black diamond in the rough. Do not let the exterior fool you! He is an extremely rare gem that can only truly be appreciated by one who knows his true value.......priceless beyond measure!! Finally, Albert is a man who can make his Janice feel as if she is perfect, when they both know she is not. He lets her know constantly, that she is perfect for HIM!! That's my Al.......
That man is my whole life!! That's my Albert...........says Janice!!!
by jewill60 March 19, 2014
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A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.
Girl: "why can't you be like alberts"
Guy: "I'm lame"
by ThatOneGirlYouDon'tRealize October 28, 2010
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Albert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s super handsome and has an amazing personality. Despite his slightly explicit personality, he does his best to try and be the best friend or boyfriend that he can be. He’s the worlds best boyfriend and any girl would be super super lucky to have an Albert as their boyfriend. If you have an Albert don’t ever let him go, that’ll be a mistake you’ll regret. When he realizes that he loves you, he’ll do anything for you and go to the end of the earth to make you happy. He’ll never give up trying to tell you that you’re amazing or pretty even though you don’t accept it.
Girl 1: have you met Albert?
Girl 2: yea! He’s so nice!!!
Girl 3: he’s amazing!
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