She's no Jessica Alba 

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

She's no Jessica Alba by lyssaloo July 12, 2009

Alba Status 

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?
Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

Alba Status by Rydel92 October 22, 2008

Saor Alba Gu Brath

Free Scotland Forever

Saor Alba Gu Brath

Saor Alba Gu Brath by Bertie Boy October 11, 2014

Albasian 

an albino asian baby. :

Boy- Dude are you an albasian?
other boy- yah

Albasian by m98624 December 4, 2010

albasil 

A guy who goes to a club and smokes everyday

DDAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN DIS NIGGA IS ALBASILLL

albasil by Qwrr May 22, 2018

albaser 

he is a god fearing person. a person who will love you to the depths of ocean, who never make you feel alone. Albaser is a strong and a courageous man. He sacrifices his self for the sake of others. He will make you smile when you get to feel unhappy.

Albaser is everything you'll need.

albaser by zylene_harra June 7, 2021

albas

An excessively awesome and majestic man who melts all the ladies with his luscious eyes and makes the men weep for what they cannot have, since he is so sexy that they all turn gay.

I saw Albas today and realized how small my penis really is.

albas by Guesswho? July 29, 2004