Alaskan teleprompter 

Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.

From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.

Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.

Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.

Alaskan teleprompter by Wasabi-Woman February 8, 2010

Alaskan TelePrompTer 

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.

Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"

Alaskan TelePrompTer by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010

Alaskan Teleprompter 

A hand with crib notes used in situations that call for authenticity and poise

"I knew I'd get nervous proposing to my girlfriend, especially when I'd say that my words were coming from the bottom of my heart, and I didn't want to awkwardly take out a piece of paper, so I calmly read off an Alaskan Teleprompter and I could tell from the split-second of eye contact with her how much we truly loved each other."

Alaskan Teleprompter by Sumner Prescott February 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008