by Batdude February 29, 2016
An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century
Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018
by Terrell Suggs October 23, 2007
A way of expressing exciment in an accomplishment.
by Aleby-Ala Pale March 1, 2018
When you are taking a shit and finish, immediately turn around with a hard on jerk off on your turd and flush it ...watch the cum form an air bubble as it flushes...it takes mental focus and skill to fun without wiping your ass...
by ALa Mode August 30, 2018
Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
by J. Mo August 27, 2003
The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
by DSatch1 December 30, 2010