Alane

An autistic plane

Are you going on a alane? That's cool!

by higogogaga May 3, 2023

alan

fat negro, all he does is eat, sits on his fat bum all day and munches on 15 cheese burgers everyday, his fav shop is kfc, typically weighs 469kg

woah look at that alan he’s super obese

omg that alan just broke the chair

by Unclesaresexyasf October 15, 2019

alan

the world's best person, now one can be as best as him

alan the pro

by panda911lol June 2, 2017

alan

someone gay

alan is rlly gay

by butt fcker February 29, 2016

alan

alan is super gay has no penis and is in relationship with kevin

alan is gay and has no dick

by fsgbjdnfgmlfdzmxkvlx/bjk;ngb g February 6, 2018

alan

He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.

Girl 1 : PFFT ALAN IS A BIG BITCH

Girl 2 : I hate him he is very ugly.
Girl 3 : true

by DavidDoge January 3, 2017

Alan Grant's

Nipples that have sunk so far into their floppy tits that it would require an excavation mission led by Jurassic Park's Alan Grant to retrieve them

A much more dangerous mission than stealing raptor eggs

Friend 1: she laid down and her nipples just disappeared into her "quick sand" tits

Friend 2: Ahh they were Alan Grant's mate

by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020