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Al Caponed 

To get owned in style
He got Al caponed by my grenade...
Al Caponed by Goat23535 September 27, 2005
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Al Caponed 

To get owned or pwned with a sense of Italian flare.
Dumbass 1: Can I have some of your tots?
Dumbass 2: No, but what an dumbass you are for asking..you should have just grabbed them, like I did with your sister yesterday.
Dumbass 3: You just got Al Caponed.
Al Caponed by Victorious yet again December 18, 2005

al caponed 

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.
guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."
al caponed by wang king June 9, 2007

Al Caponed 

am. slang; lit the eff up by the mob.
Steve was Al Caponed when he found out that, no, you really SHOULDN'T bring a knife to a gunfight.
Al Caponed by Mister X September 2, 2005

Al-Caponed 

Al Capone was a Chicago Gangster and bootlegger responsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.

To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.
"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."
Al-Caponed by Jay-FO April 11, 2014

Al Capone 

Italian Mastermind who controlled Chicago for the majority of the late 20's and 30's. Kept his friends close and his enemies even closer. The most powerful gangster of all time.
"If you keep gaining power, they're gonna start callin' you Capone"
Al Capone by Salvatore Buffano November 14, 2004

Al Capone 

Al Capone redifined what it meant to be a gangster. During the second half of the 1800's, gangs were run mainly by leaders of a city's immigrant populations. Every immigrant group had a gang in one or more cities. The gang did normal gang stuff -- charge protection money, run brothels -- but they were often supported by the community because the gangs had influence with political figures. Politicians figured things like prostituion would go on anyway, and if it was to happen they would rather it happen in the Italian/Chinese/Jewish/any immigrant part of town than the "good" neighborhoods. So the gangs had a mutual understanding with the politicians, and the members of the community had an understanding with the gangs. Everyone helped everyone. Gangs were not nationally networked or anything like that until prohibition.

When prohibition came around, there was a real chance to make money in illegal activities. Gang leaders were already the wealthiest in their community, but they weren't making nearly as much money as bootlegging potentially could. This is where Al Capone comes in. Everyone was running around trying to make money off illegal alcohol, but Capone was simply the best. He used completely brutal tactics to eliminate his enemies, and his gang existed for the sole purpose of running an illegal business. He had no unspoken deals with politicians or members of the community, except for the ones he made through bribes. Capone was so successful in running his empire that by the middle of prohibition, he was one of the richest men in the country and practically owned Chicago. He singlehandedly created organized crime as we know it in this country. He was also known as Scarface (though he hated the name, and no one said it to his face), and Tony Montana was modeled after him.
Al Capone is the true Original Gangsta.
Al Capone by Eric November 11, 2005
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