Akiva Schaffer

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

Akila's law

When the song my song comes on and you start dancing what your tongue out.

Akila's law was in full force at the party.

by lolgeek838 October 31, 2016

Akira Toriyama's other works besides the DB series

Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ.

DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!!

Me: Can you name any of Akira Toriyama's other works?

DBZ fanboy: Umm... uh... Vegeta rocks!!

Me: (sigh)

by Bob882 October 9, 2004

Akira-sexual

attracted to the most wonderful and beautiful woman in this world

God...I wish I could have someone like her in my life. I think I am Akira-sexual for that akira beauty...

by IlEkV August 12, 2022

Aviva Sofia

An egirl whose 2019 meteoritic TikTok rise includes dances over lipsynched songs (notably "Valentino" by 24kgolden), leisure/working-thot uniforms known as “thotfits”, and horny boys shouting over the Internet.

My goal on Tiktok is to become an e-thot so I can use old men's Paypal donations just like Aviva Sofia

by Neuropsyguy June 17, 2020

akivascheme

A completely ridiculous, unrealistic and rather hair-brained idea that will get you nowhere in the business world regardless of how enthusiastic your superior may be when dictating it to you. In fact, it gets you three steps behind in what you were actually doing.

My boss called me on my day off and asked me to call 10 major banks from 10 different cities and tell them to sponsor us with $10k each, then buy 100 raffles tickets each, promote us in their mailing, and in return we'd put little mentions of the banks on the flyers for our fair.....man...it was such an akivascheme"

by Billy Bad Breaks July 20, 2009

akivasha

A literal angel. Someone so beautiful and worthy. Innocent. A rare girl.

You know Akivasha?

Yeah, what a babe.

by SLYLOLITA May 13, 2018