Someone who will always answer your jokes with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJA no matter how bad they are.
by Sammy’s boo March 1, 2022
by i guess she took the kids huh June 10, 2019
A human person that is hugely talented and a wonderful individual, known for having very good looks, charms and overall being absolutely amazing and kind.
Dudebro 1: Hey bro look at that chick she's totes rocking the curls and the glasses my man!
Dudebro 2: Yeah bro she's a total Agu, I wish she helped me choose my looks but she's way too cool! But also too kind so she probs will anyway man!
Dudebro 2: Yeah bro she's a total Agu, I wish she helped me choose my looks but she's way too cool! But also too kind so she probs will anyway man!
by A. Hellatina September 25, 2018
Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.
You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010