Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
by Afonsosmells June 06, 2022
by Lol35679 May 24, 2019
Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.
by Thatguyeverygirlwants September 24, 2015
Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.
by That One Hetalian September 05, 2015
by Mr. Mackintosh May 29, 2018
Afonso Alves is the nicest guys you could ever meet. He is the most loyal guy you could ever meet and once you meet him theirs no going back.
Afonso Alves best talent is: *screaming* MAPILDE PERRA
Afonso Alves best talent is: *screaming* MAPILDE PERRA
by pandeleiro March 02, 2022
Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023