Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
by Afonsosmells June 6, 2022
by Lol35679 May 24, 2019
Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.
by Thatguyeverygirlwants September 24, 2015
Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.
by That One Hetalian September 5, 2015
by Mr. Mackintosh May 29, 2018
The best guy you'll ever meet. He's very sexy and even smarter than most Vicentes. Afonso Allegro has a giant dick and uses it wonderfully, most girls you know will be able to confirm this because he drowns in pussy on a daily basis. Fon Fon is also a really good friend, either if you're going clubbing or just vibin with the boys. He isn't perfect because most people are jealous of him being that he is too good at everything.
Girl 1: " but is he good in bed?"
Girl 2: " even better, he's like an Afonso Allegro but obviously not as good."
Girl 3: " Obviously! No one is better than Afonso!"
Girl 2: " even better, he's like an Afonso Allegro but obviously not as good."
Girl 3: " Obviously! No one is better than Afonso!"
by Noutorin November 22, 2021
Afonso Veiga is the friend you need. He is really handsome and also very funny.
As a hobby he likes to rescue abandoned kittens and he does voluntary work very weekend in Etiopia.
As a hobby he likes to rescue abandoned kittens and he does voluntary work very weekend in Etiopia.
by eggdestroyer77 June 2, 2020