Adelodramatitis

Characterised by obsessive, uncontrollable Facebook stalking, voice messaging, innumerable missed calls, photograph shredding, mascara smudged tear laden ice cream sessions, and an eternity's worth of unforgiveness directed towards an ex-partner.

She's got a serious dose of adelodramatitis, Bro! She hasn't stopped stalking me since we broke up.

by DrPabz August 31, 2016