Absolute Dick Syndrome.
A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.
Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Cockiness
Lots of references to size of his and others penises
And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.
WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.
Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Cockiness
Lots of references to size of his and others penises
And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.
WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt
Jane: He's got ADS
Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS
Jane: He's got ADS
Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS
by Ne195b December 11, 2011
What ruins the Internet. This is why people have graced us with AdBlock Plus.
Basically,ads are the bane of our existance.
Basically,ads are the bane of our existance.
by Pitchy April 8, 2015
Did you see the scene on AD last night when Tobias was dressed as a giant mole attacking a small model city and George Michael showed up with the jetpack? That was classic.
by tacostacos November 22, 2005
by asdjklahdhuiadw July 23, 2006
Adness is defined as advertising that generates a negative reaction from the very people it’s trying to persuade. The broken social contract between advertisers and consumers is the root of all adness.
Examples of adness include advertisements that violate the social contract by blocking content, invading personal spaces, employing shocking or deceptive tactics to get attention, using “adspeak” instead of conversational language and delivering inappropriate messages at an unsuitable time. The term was coined by Carton Donofrio Partners in 2010. In an effort to take a stand against adness, the Baltimore agency launched www.StopTheAdness.org to inspire change within the advertising industry.
Examples of adness include advertisements that violate the social contract by blocking content, invading personal spaces, employing shocking or deceptive tactics to get attention, using “adspeak” instead of conversational language and delivering inappropriate messages at an unsuitable time. The term was coined by Carton Donofrio Partners in 2010. In an effort to take a stand against adness, the Baltimore agency launched www.StopTheAdness.org to inspire change within the advertising industry.
Boy: Ugh, this pop up ad overtook my screen.
Girl: Annoying. That's adness.
Boy: I hate these tampon ads that air during football games.
Girl: Ha. That's adness.
Girl: Annoying. That's adness.
Boy: I hate these tampon ads that air during football games.
Girl: Ha. That's adness.
by Cultured_81 April 15, 2010
An amazing friend who will never let you down she has a big forehead but a big heart as well. She'll be by your side to support you no matter what
That girl is an adely.
by H.myst July 14, 2017