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Acalanes 

AKA "Alcohol-anes"
Name of the high school in Lafayette, CA. Home to wealthy white kids who are surprisingly intelligent, generous, and socially conscious. Chock-full of hipsters, bros and preps. All of whom drink A LOT, because there is nothing else to do in Lafayette, and they have too much money.
"You go to AHS?"

"You mean Alcoholanes? Yeah!"AHS, Acalanes, Lafayette
Acalanes by AHSCHRLDR March 31, 2009
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Acalanes 

A public high school in East Bay, California notoriously home to rich white kids who have nothing better to do than party and spend their parents money on alcohol and nice stuff. Extremely image conscious, you will find hipsters, preps, and jocks to be the most common of the students. They receive good grades, are always partying, and appear extremely stuck up to those on the outside. Many people will classify Acalanes students to be prettier and better looking than the students at most other schools. Most of the kids are unfortunately stuck in a "protected bubble" made by their friends, family, and wealth.
Kid A: Hey man I just met this really awesome, down to earth girl from Acalanes
Kid B: Damn you should be careful. Those pretty girls all seem cool at first but most of them are fake. They all clean up really well try to keep a good image but eventually the truth comes out.
Acalanes by highschoolkid2727 October 29, 2011
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Acalanes Valley 

Acalanes Valley is a section in Lafayette CA that is known for car jacks and fireworks. Many shady looking kids hang out on the corners of the streets at night. Not a good place to park your car at night.
This isn’t like any other part of Lafayette
Acalanes Valley - the worst part of Lafayette
Acalanes Valley by oxycotinboss October 23, 2018
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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