A short blonde wigger who thinks he's black.Just a little dork who sings such wonderful music as "I want Candy".Could sometimes be gay,and has spaz attacks.
A teen pop-singer who dated many girls, ranging from celebrities to unknown girls such as April from NY, Amanda from FL, Lyndsay Lohanfrom CA and Hilary Dufffrom CA. He is currently with a girl named Kaci Brown, a former pop singer. They currently live together in Los Angeles, CA.
Aaron Carter's 'I Want Candy' has been overplayed, but still lingers in the hearts of many children.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).