Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.

Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!

by Lil Woody January 26, 2015

asstronomical

the study of anal sex

what i did last night

by babyboy001 February 17, 2004

asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.

Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astronominalogical

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.

Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.

by nadja m February 28, 2020

Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

astronormical

Being extremely normal in nature.

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.

by Lokijk January 19, 2017