by Paul April 03, 2003
On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"
by schirato December 02, 2010
A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
He is being such an Assbag!
by melia433 June 13, 2008
Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.
by visionhale May 24, 2010
The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.
by Chris McK February 28, 2006
A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".
"Good thing my Assbag came out"
by PAEL March 03, 2013
1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).
2. a**hole
2. a**hole
Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.
by tr0n December 31, 2003