Ass You

Derived from "Fuck You" also "You're An Asshole"

When some one says something insulting to you, you say "Ass You" instead of saying more then you have to.

Man 1: "Dude you are some kind of ugly."
Man 2: "Ass You, Okay?, Ass You"

by Cory Lavery October 24, 2008

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

nigga you ass

Instead of using the words you suck or your terrible or epic fail you could always the much better fraise "nigga you ass" to imply how much your friends screwed up

The seahawks threw a pass on the three yard line and it got picked off I'm just like nigga you ass

by kingboy3 March 1, 2015

You Ass

Another name for the United States (U.S.)
Since the U.S. does not have a proper-noun as a name, the homonym "You Ass" is used.

I am a You Ass citizen.

by u s eh November 28, 2020