There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john
by Fagnubfingers September 2, 2023
by Samuel549 November 26, 2007
A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim
Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?
Well thats a ASDA John
Well thats a ASDA John
by ASDA John September 1, 2023
by Nit Nat January 24, 2017
That asda brand prostitute is well fit like
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