AJB

Acronym: After Jog Bog. The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variation on after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I AJB right here.

by Travlaki October 19, 2008

AJB

Acronym for Anal Joy Boy. A person who usually for payment, but not always, will take it in the back door for someone else's enjoyment, although they probably enjoy it as well on some sort of weird level.

Also a kind of Bender.

Adrian John Boddington is an AJB, and he loves it in the chocolate starfish.

by BigBrother1978 March 03, 2014

AJB

someone who tends to take it up the bum in public toilets.

yeah man i totally AJB 'd a girl in tescos toilets last night.

by g-dawgggggg November 02, 2010

AJB

noun- A-Jewfaced-Bitch

Yo man you gotta get AJB off of your back.

Nobody likes AJB.

by peachesxo December 09, 2008

AJB

Short for Apple Jesus Banana Disorder, The disorder of where you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus. Apple Jesus Banana also makes it hard to be in the presence of an apple or a banana, which can cause psychotic behavior or lack of sanity.

"Hey, you want an apple?"

"No sorry, I have AJB!"

by mizukithesilly February 05, 2024