AJB 

Acronym: After Jog Bog. The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variation on after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I AJB right here.

AJB by Travlaki October 19, 2008

AJB 

Acronym for Anal Joy Boy. A person who usually for payment, but not always, will take it in the back door for someone else's enjoyment, although they probably enjoy it as well on some sort of weird level.

Also a kind of Bender.

Adrian John Boddington is an AJB, and he loves it in the chocolate starfish.

AJB by BigBrother1978 March 3, 2014

AJB 

someone who tends to take it up the bum in public toilets.

yeah man i totally AJB 'd a girl in tescos toilets last night.

AJB by g-dawgggggg November 2, 2010

AJB 

noun- A-Jewfaced-Bitch

Yo man you gotta get AJB off of your back.

Nobody likes AJB.

AJB by peachesxo December 9, 2008

AJB 

Short for Apple Jesus Banana Disorder, The disorder of where you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus. Apple Jesus Banana also makes it hard to be in the presence of an apple or a banana, which can cause psychotic behavior or lack of sanity.

"Hey, you want an apple?"

"No sorry, I have AJB!"

AJB by mizukithesilly February 5, 2024

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a bunch of gibberish

did you really just type ajbgahskbvhksd into the search thing? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?!!??!

ajbgahskbvhksd by ajbgahskbvhksd May 13, 2020

AjBaas 

Most badass guy , he wil fuck your mom and sister just for the fun of it. He has a sick sense of humor and will laugh if you get hurt

Shit , that guy fucked my mom and sister he must be AjBaas

AjBaas by Alison Burgers September 2, 2020