by Cartmansp May 24, 2004
Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.
Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
by Ipeedonthecat March 15, 2020
A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
by DrxwsBoo February 2, 2014
The opposite of a selfie. When you 'take' a picture of someone else for your own personal social media uses.
Person 1: Selfie!
Person 2: Nah, I look ratchet today. Takie!
*Person proceeds to take photo of Person 1, then uploads to instagram*
Person 2: Nah, I look ratchet today. Takie!
*Person proceeds to take photo of Person 1, then uploads to instagram*
by ReezyRazkal December 12, 2014
Man: Why were you sourounded by everyone in the cafeteria?
Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.
Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.
by NewIdoitoticMan February 23, 2020
veryy bussin bussin,
takis are good like very good THEY ARE THE BOMB TRY ONE IF YOU HAVENT IF YOU DONT LIKE TAKIS IMMA SPEAK TO UR MOMMA
takis are good like very good THEY ARE THE BOMB TRY ONE IF YOU HAVENT IF YOU DONT LIKE TAKIS IMMA SPEAK TO UR MOMMA
by yourmommyjehammee April 11, 2022
by kbizzle14 December 12, 2014