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A Wilson 

Fisting someone whos on their period and then placing the fister's hand on the fistee's face
That girl from last night? She was on the blob so I gave her a wilson
A Wilson by Litteone October 22, 2022
A-Wilson- when a man is having sex with a women he ejaculates on her face he stands up, turns around and crosses his arms like world series champion brian wilson.
hey did you hear robbie did A-Wilson to that girl last night?
A-Wilson by Ryand707 May 9, 2011

Pull a Wilson 

To stay in bed.

Derived from legendary Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who reputedly stayed in bed for three years during an unsavory bout of drug-induced depression.
Employee A: How come you haven't been to work in 3 days?

Employee B: I got bombed on the weekend and had to pull a wilson.
Pull a Wilson by Django Jim August 14, 2010

'doing a wilson' 

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
'doing a wilson' by InformaUltras September 3, 2014

To pull a Wilson 

To speak loudly, sometimes as an interruption, without thinking, and making accusations that aren't true at the most inappropriate time.
President Obama speaking in front of Congress about falsities being perpetrated by pundits being interrupted by Senator Joe Wilson's scream "You lie!" on September 9, 2009.

Screaming "You cheated" to a friend in the middle of class upon seeing their high grade knowing that they didn't.

"Hey, what score did you get on the math quiz?"

"A 95"

"YOU CHEATED!... Sorry, didn't mean to pull a Wilson."
To pull a Wilson by Xexaviar September 10, 2009

A Ghetto Wilson 

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.
Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
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briefcake 

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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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