A wilson

When you eat pussy and your face is totally in the womens snatch, which is everything but his eyes

Zach gave Kelly A Wilson

by wowhesfat June 1, 2006

The Wilson

When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho

I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.

by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016

Wilson

adj: Describing a person who is super awesome. Very good at everything possible (except losing).

That kid is a total Wilson and is super cool

by Toblerone111 January 1, 2012

Wilsoning

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

Wilson

A volleyball with a bloody handprint

With a smile on it

No Wilson!

by Badassmotherfucker9455 August 31, 2013

Wilson

Random, playful, very thoughtful. A really cute and adorable guy. Everyone loves a Wilson and Wilsons are cool to be friends with. Caring, weird, and awesome.

Damn, I want to be friends with a Wilson.

by omg28 July 30, 2012

Wilsonic

Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)

Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.

by ThePenIsMyHammer November 30, 2009