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fuck a furry day 3: the sequel 

on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not
Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is fuck a furry day 3: the sequel
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year

im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)
person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

have sex with a furry day 

have sex with a furry day is on january 8th where you must have sex with a furry or you will be brutally murdered in front of 57,000 people
“OH NO IT’S ALMOST HAVE SEX WITH A FURRY DAY
“AAAAAAAA”
“HELP US”

Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day

The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.
Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now

Say sorry to a furry day 

On December 1st, you have to say sorry to a furry if you have partaken in Beat a Furry Day.
Alex: Hey bro, I'm sorry for beating the cum out of you, after all, it's Say sorry to a furry day.
Furry: IM IN IMMENSE FUCKING PAIN BUT I FORGIVE YOU.

TALK SHIT TO A FURRY DAY 

BE A TOXIC GUY AND TALK SHIT TO A RANDOM FURRY ON December 16-24 2021!!
TALK SHIT TO A FURRY DAY is a day where you can toxic to random furries and they cannot talk back.
TALK SHIT TO A FURRY DAY by znet December 16, 2021