1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national
champ in cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your
car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a
girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a pick-up game of basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.