1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national champ in
cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a
pick-up game of
basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.