a beard
Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.
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a beard
a beard by john jacob jinglehimer schmidt April 13, 2006
a beard
A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.
a beard
The amount of time it would take to get from one place to another, defined in terms of the amount of facial hair that could be grown before you get there.
From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'
From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'
a beard by Olulabelle December 12, 2006
Just grow a beard
This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.
Just grow a beard by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
Are you trying to help me grow a beard
Are you trying to help me grow a beard by anonymous September 12, 2021
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