A Song of Ice and Fire

A threeway with a redhead and a platinum blonde.

Podrick: What did you do last night?
Tyrion: I had a Song of Ice and Fire with Daenerys and Ygritte. You?
Podrick: I had one with Catelyn and Cersei.
*Tyrion and Podrick high-five*

Jorah: Why do you want to invite (book) Robb Stark and Jaime Lannister to negotiations, Khaleesi? I do not think it wise, Khaleesi.
Daenerys: I want to have A Song of Ice and Fire.
Jorah: I see, Khaleesi.
*Jorah cries himself to sleep*

by Oberald Sand February 1, 2014

A Song of Ice and Fire

Greatest fantasy book series ever written by George R.R. Martin. Not a children's book series like Harry Potter or Eragon! The series has 4 books out now with one "soon" to come. Plus several more after that.
1. A Game of Thrones
2. A Clash of Kings
3. A Storm of Swords
4. A Feast for Crows

Person 1: I finally finished reading The Stand, what should I read now that can actually compete with it?

Person 2: A Song of Ice and Fire of course!!!

by Euron Greyjoy July 8, 2010

A Song of Ice and Fire

Masturbating with IcyHot while playing the Game of Thrones soundtrack in the background.

My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.

by Rhaegar Martell February 1, 2014

A Song of Ice and Fire

"A Song of Ice and Fire" is the the theme music from "Game of Thrones'".

Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020