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I’m a nonce 

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins
Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji
I’m a nonce by IMABOMBYOU December 19, 2019

harrison is a nonce 

My mate Harrison is a nonce and drives a white transit. He tells us in the pub that sweets aren’t enough these days so he uses free WiFi to lure the kids in.
Me: Hi Harrison did you get lucky today?

Harrison: Yes actually I did. And when I was finished I pushed them into the quarry.

Harrison is a nonce

Being A Nonce

Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist
Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce

nonce-a-lot 

someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community
*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot”
nonce-a-lot by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021

sir-nance-a-lot 

A person living in New Jersey who seems to back down from any daring activity or thought. This nance status is of the utmost nance levels.
Eliot F. is well known as sir-nance-a-lot across the United States, and continues to be the only known nance to obtain such status.
sir-nance-a-lot by Jim NanceALOT January 8, 2009

Sir Nance A Lot 

1) Anyone whom acts less than manly in any situation.

2) One whom nances(takes too much time) when passing the bowl and therefore slows the entire rotation, demanifying himself in front of his bros.
Sir Nance A Lot over here hasnt passed the bowl in 15 minutes. Damn kolbi hustle up you nagger.