A mess

My life

“I am the definition of a mess look it up!”

by Potatolifemess December 8, 2019

a mess

not looking rite; doing something or saying something thats not rite;stupid;needs to stop

you look a mess

by lil treezy March 12, 2003

a mess

emma shaffer

person: emma you’re not a mess
emma: i’m the definition of a mess

by ohmygoodnessahhhhh July 16, 2018

A mess

A person that is ridiculous, messy, goofy and clumsy. you will usually laugh and feel bad for the person. A mess can also refer to an event or so too.

Gözde is a mess
Girl, you should have seen Gentis graduation. It was a big mess!!!

by Zpongebob June 8, 2018

a mess of sin

a mess of sin is when you have something bad or unpleasurable happening to you or around you. also it is a synonym for sucks, or that blows or darn it ect.

e.g. Wow that is a mess of sin, way to trip and spill everything.

by exandria May 22, 2007

jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-

person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess

by joji September 24, 2016

make a mess

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

by BRD October 24, 2004