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A Lincoln

When you are having sex doggie style and the guy is about to cum. He pulls out and shoots his load in the partners hair.
Michelle and I were having sex and I gave her a Lincoln.
by KingbeeIII March 19, 2015
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A Lincoln

To do J-Turns and red line your car until you bald your tires and destroy your power steering pumps.
Wow you really pulled a Lincoln on your car yesterday didn't you!
by BIG Richard the great April 13, 2020
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A Lincoln Move

The action of farting into someone's dick
Yeah you just pulled A Lincoln Move, there
by Basile Praestentia November 13, 2022
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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
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drivin' a Lincoln

Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.
Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.
by rmlunchcrew November 4, 2014
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Bustin' A Lincoln

Busting A Lincoln is done when a dude steals someone elses camera, like some fat bitches or somethin. Then takes the camera and takes a picture of his wang with a little Abe Lincoln hat on the top of it, probably with the gnads in the picture too. Then returns the camera to the fat bitch, and watches her find his junk with a hat on it.
John - 'Hey Steve guess what Chris did with some fat crackwhore's camera last night'

Chris - 'What dude?'

John - ' He was Bustin' A Lincoln and some cunt came in a jacked his Lincoln hat.'

Chris - 'Holy shit dude! Thats fucking gnarly!
by lucwq82634 September 22, 2007
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Pull a Lincoln

To be killed with a Deringer pistol. If you kill someone with a Deringer pistol, it is known as pulling a Booth. Named after the assassination of Abraham Lincoln by John Wilkes Booth.
To Pull a Lincoln

Man-1: You hath offended me, I shant allow this mockery to go unpunished.

Man-2: Ha, your threats have no meaning, now I shall spit upon thee.

Man-1: Die, coward! (shoots man 1 with a Deringer pistol).

Man-2: Ahh! (Dies).

Man-1: It appears thee hath pulled a Lincoln. Mwuhahaha.

History-Slug: And you, Man-1, have pulled a Booth.
by The History Slug March 8, 2008
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