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A Kurt Cobain 

A Kurt Cobain is the act of ejaculating in one's own face/mouth while masturbating.

This act can be by accident or on-purpose, it doesn't matter.

Also see:
A Courtney Love
Oh shit man, last night I shot myself with a Kurt Cobain.
A Kurt Cobain by MC Jizz April 19, 2010
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Pulled a Kurt Cobain 

Accidentally shot oneself in the head with a shotgun
(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"
Pulled a Kurt Cobain by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

pulling a kurt cobain 

When you get murdered but everyone thinks it was a suicide
oh fuck did you hear the news?
no
Elliot Smith just fucking killed hemself
nah he is just pulling a Kurt Cobain
pulling a kurt cobain by Skabetty December 15, 2015

Do a Kurt Cobain 

To commit suicide with a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.
- "Did you hear about that guy the other day?"
- "No, what about him."
- "He did a Kurt Cobain."

--

- "I want to do a Kurt Cobain"
Do a Kurt Cobain by Roy1984 May 23, 2008

Pulled a Kurt Cobain 

When a famous celebrity, musician, or public figure commits suicide that immortalizes them forever in their respective fields. The suicide is never done WITH the intention of getting their persona cemented in the public's eye, but it has that effect because they die before they public grew tired of what they had to offer, leaving people yearning for what could have been.
Do you think David Foster Wallace pulled a Kurt Cobain?
Maybe... Although he did do a shit load of drugs and battled depression for most of his life.
Pulled a Kurt Cobain by shnappi October 4, 2017

Pulled a Kurt Cobain 

When somebody comit’s suicide by overdosing than shooting them self in the head
Bob:Jimmy recently commited suicide man Joe: Really how? Bob:He pulled a Kurt Cobain Bob:Damn really why do people pull Kurt Kobain’s? i mean the pill overdose or the gunshot is enough is it not?

Pull a Kurt Cobain 

I think I'm about to Pull a Kurt Cobain after hearing that.
Pull a Kurt Cobain by Baking Bacon November 20, 2018
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