A Kelsey Johnson 

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

A Kelsey Johnson by Annon2019 March 25, 2019

Pull a Kelsey 

To pee in a sink

Eliza:Omg I'm so drunk and I have to go pee!
Fiona:Well there's a sink right there, just pull a Kelsey...
(Both stare at the sink)

Pull a Kelsey by Clickyclick2096 May 15, 2016

Pull a Kelsey 

When a writer or creator kills off the main character just for the sake of it with no justifiable reason.

Did you see Billy’s latest story? Can’t believe he had the audacity to pull a kelsey

Pull a Kelsey by Lupusadcor April 21, 2022

Pulling A Kelsy 

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"

Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"

Pulling A Kelsy by LucasDontDoThis April 23, 2014

A Kelley 

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

A Kelley by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Pull a Kelley 

Canceling plans at the last minute. Especially highly anticipated plans.

I had to pull a Kelley on my girl, I just didn’t feel like kicking it.

Pull a Kelley by raedean August 1, 2023

A Kelley 

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

A Kelley by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023